Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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