You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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