Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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