Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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