i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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