As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm both gender and math confused
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