Kareoke will never be a sober sport
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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