what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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