Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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