I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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