I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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