And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
