id be glad to
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just forgot I was standing up.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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