Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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