Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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