The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything