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  You can't special order awesome

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  ra ra ra ah ah

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  wtf?

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  sexting lady gaga style

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• (850): View more from Florida

  The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.

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• (760): View more from California

  Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.

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• (916): View more from California

  You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

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• (914): View more from New York

  You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes

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• (516): View more from New York

  just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online

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