Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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