Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins