You can't special order awesome
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sexting lady gaga style
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online