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• (925): View more from California

  This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  another moral hangover. fuck.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron

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  21 Women Compare Anal and Vaginal Sex

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud

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