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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.

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  Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you

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• (925): View more from California

  He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station

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• (585): View more from New York

  He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  She made me pour olive oil on her.

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• (212): View more from New York

  If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up

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