Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.