There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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