That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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