ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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