Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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