Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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