I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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