Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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