it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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