i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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