So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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