There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Randomize
