he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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