you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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