I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Someone signed my nipple.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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