How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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