Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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