"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
And then he peed in my hair
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