omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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