dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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