508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
He did a backflip because drugs
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