3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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