Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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