i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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