Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Randomize
