Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Farmville is her only friend.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
this hospital has no fireball
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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