Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
