There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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