i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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