That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
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I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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