Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother