Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.