You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.