just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
only if we run a train.
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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
she pinky promised me she was 18
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.