I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.