Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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