God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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