? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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