It's Friday. Sex?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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