fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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