When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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