My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
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Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize