Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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