who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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