The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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