My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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