Nicole vs. Life
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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